Fucking hell, this is atrocious. Everything down to her saying "Glasgow kiss" for no fucking reason. https://twitter.com/MartinJKeatings/status/1330938449898115076">https://twitter.com/MartinJKe...
Fucking horrific.
Imagine writing that.

"Nicola then headbutts Boris. What is they call it again? A Glasgow kiss! In fact, put that in. She says & #39;Glasgow kiss& #39;, because that& #39;s what it& #39;s called, that& #39;ll make it funnier"

Fucking mental.
"It& #39;s Fandabidozi", IS THAT IT? IS THAT ALL YOU& #39;VE FUCKING GOT? FOR FUCK& #39;S SAKE!
You could& #39;ve done something that suggests the SNP want to keep having referendums until they get the right answer. Could& #39;ve made that about football. Best out of three. Or the game going on forever until Scotland are in the lead. Something like that.

But naw.

"Glasgow kiss!"
It& #39;s like something out of Gigglebiz.
Was Spitting Image funny in the old days or did I just imagine it?

Naw, I still laugh at the thought of wee David Steel, splattersly Hattersley and grey John Major telling Norma how much he likes the peas.
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