Fucking hell, this is atrocious. Everything down to her saying "Glasgow kiss" for no fucking reason. https://twitter.com/MartinJKeatings/status/1330938449898115076

Fucking horrific.

Imagine writing that.

"Nicola then headbutts Boris. What is they call it again? A Glasgow kiss! In fact, put that in. She says 'Glasgow kiss', because that's what it's called, that'll make it funnier"

Fucking mental.

"It's Fandabidozi", IS THAT IT? IS THAT ALL YOU'VE FUCKING GOT? FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

You could've done something that suggests the SNP want to keep having referendums until they get the right answer. Could've made that about football. Best out of three. Or the game going on forever until Scotland are in the lead. Something like that.

But naw.

"Glasgow kiss!"

It's like something out of Gigglebiz.

Was Spitting Image funny in the old days or did I just imagine it?

Naw, I still laugh at the thought of wee David Steel, splattersly Hattersley and grey John Major telling Norma how much he likes the peas.