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Omo, na wa oh. Dog no dey eat awara? Wetin I want buy for this dog now?
Omo, make this dog manage the awara now. I come dey pity am sef. 
I mean, it's not like I like awara either. Na manage I manage too.
I've resorted to breaking the awara into smaller pieces for the dog. If hunger beat am, he go eat am. I know your name is Emperor but las Las na dog you be. 
How is it still 2:05AM na? This dog fit kill me this night. 
Is this dog unzipping my bag? 
So we made it through the night after several episodes of waking up in the middle of the night. The dog's still alive, didn't eat noodles or bread but still dedicated all over the room and even purged this morning. (whatever that means )
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Also discovered this morning that Emperor's a bitch. Bitch as in female dog. Whoever named her Emperor, well done oh. It's not like women can't be emperors though. So 
