CDC guideline:

Put Bacardi 151 in the eggnog and drink until you puke

The virus will not survive

You will not survive

Everything will be flammable

The smell of green bean casserole mixed with bile assaulted the nostrils.

"No more pumpkin pie."

He dropped the lit turkey shaped candle onto the floor and watched the carpet catch fire.

Warm now

Warm forever

"Sailing a gravy boat to oblivion."

"Can you tell me what happened?'

"He was just sitting there drinking eggnog, browsing the black Friday digital sales on his phone. Then he took his fall themed mask off and stared at the fireplace for a few minutes. The vomiting started soon after."

"So he took his mask off?"

"Yes."

"Do you know why he took his mask off?"

"I don't. He also set himself on fire and I don't know why he did that either."

"Can you describe the mask?"

"It had leaves on it, fall colored. I think he got it at Whole Foods."

"Interesting."

"How long did he have the mask off?"

"A few minutes, the whole time he was burning."

"So he never put it back on."

"No. He was on fire."

"OK. So, I'm going to need you all to get tested before you can leave the house."

"What about the body?"

"He's not contagious anymore."

WOOOOOOOOOO