watching netflix original the order, trailer would seem interesting if it had more like.. Not White people but lets gooooo

FUCKING CRYING AT "HES AN ORPHAN" FOR A REASON THE MC CANT GO TO UNIVERSITY LMFAOO

"some day we'll understand" on a grave stone oooo spookydooky

"class of 2023" this asshole cant be in my class i hate it here

also how does he not see the words on his paper fully change and go "Uh What The Fuck"

HOW DOES HE ACCEPT THIS SO EASILY BRO THE ENTIRE LETTER CHANGED COMPLETELY IT WASNT JUST A MISREADING THAT WAS A FULL CHANGE INCLUDING A FULL SCHOLARSHIP AND LIVING ALLOWANCE KING WHAT

saying it now, watch there only be like two characters of color in this episode with speaking lines, with at least one being an extra and at least another a being ethnically ambiguous

hes not an orphan he literally has a dad???????? what

NEARLY SPIT OUT MY SOUP
okay so the guy he calls pops is his... grandfather maybe? but he does have an actual dad who? does not seem to be dead?

im going to pee myself "he'll be fine" SMASH CUT TO HIM GETTING DRAGGED INTO THE WOODS

"blood unifies us"

you arent about to drink blood from some random dude--

"IF ITS THE BLOOD IM TOTALLY CLEAN, I MEAN I HAD HEP C IN MEXICO BUT ITS TOTALLY GONE NOW"

GOD

the tone of this show so far is absolutely bonkers what the fuck is happening

kooky roommate ooh ooh ah ah "they want you to be a cog in your system" what IS this

every other line has me abt to spit out my god damn soup

it costs $75 to replace a lost key????? IM SORRY??? I LITERALLY GO TO A UNI KNOWN FOR COSTING ITS STUDENTS STUPID AMOUNTS OF MANY FOR NO REASONS AND LOST KEYS HERE COST $25 AFTER YOU LOSE THEM FOR THE FOURTH TIME WTF???

also this is a banger trans rights real

"and youre gregory!" "yeah, so" "just what i was thinking"
im going to choke on my fucking soup!!! the tone is so wacky in this show but at least its funny

also i have not heard a single nonwhite person talk so far and we're twelve minutes in

THIS SHOW IS SO STUPID

why is he negging her oh my GOD bro shut up

is this supposed 2 make him likeable? hes just an asshole knowitall who took over this girls job

AND SHES INTO THIS? BEING SHOWN UP BY THIS ASSHOLE?

"i can take it from here" thank you babe for telling him to SHUT UP and getting your agency bac-- HES INTERRUPTING HER AGAIN WTF

everyone on campus is talking

also who the FUCK is whiteboy #5 and will we ever? get? a singular non white person? SPEAK? PLEASE??

help i just rolled my eyes so hard they popped out of my head!! however will i finish this show now!!

just kidding i have 30 minutes left and i want to see if there is just a singular non white person who speaks at all in this please please please

WEREWOLF SIGHT EFFECT LOOKS SO DUMB IM LIVING

OH ALSO FIRST SPEAKING NONWHITE PERSON!!! about 20 minutes in, detective hayashi played by hiro kanagawa!!!! hi king i love you in kims convenience

is this group of kids going to be the core cast.... bc i sure hope so....

LMFAO IF YOU RECOGNIZE SOMEONE IN THE ORDERS VOICE WHY WOULD YOU SAY HER NAME OUT LOUDDDD

also finally theres poc in here i think so ill stop harping on it maybe lol

.............. jk the way theyve positioned the poc so far.... no me gusta

"my chessboard" this is literally school property this isnt yours babe

how did sge checkmate him in 3 moves thats not. im.

u know what nvm.

WHYS THIS DUDE JUST SITTING HERE HAND ALL BL00DY

what the hell is in that box

this show is so dumb but honestly im having a great time just sitting here w my soup

also amirs a fun character but besides him introducing himself earlier theres been 0 reason to assume him n jack would be as friendly as they are rn to each other

unless this is just how cis men bond which. wouldnt surprise me