I admit that I’m gonna miss Rudy.
I have this mental image of him sitting in his office. Trump calls him with a problem he assures the President he can fix whatever it is because everyone is an idiot except Rudy.

So Rudy ruminates over night hatching a plan that goes something like-

1) Make an outlandish claim that, if he proves it to be true, he will be praised as the greatest genius of all time!

2)

3) Prove it to be true and accept praise as the greatest genius of all time!

Confident in his plan and his super-intellect to figure out step 2 on the fly he sets out to amaze the world.
3 days later he’s holding a press conference between a dildo shop and a crematorium shouting at the sky and calling other people idiots.
Rinse and repeat.

I love the crazy world he lives in. Forgotten laptops filled with convenient proof of everything he wants to be true. Leftist plots to steal an election. A lovely young reporter who finds him attractive.
It’s a hell of a fantasy world. It must be great.
I’ll miss the schmuck.