Rewatching BLACK CHRISTMAS ‘06 and HAS THERE EVER BEEN A BETTER CAST???

I cannot stop laughing at this SENSELESS reaction shot from Katie Cassidy in BLACK CHRISTMAS!! Girl what???

Mary Elizabeth Winstead has a A SOUTHERN ACCENT (kind of???) in BLACK CHRISTMAS!

Everyone’s biological sister in BLACK CHRISTMAS ’06 is *HORRIBLE* and I LOVE IT.

THEY ARE EACH OTHER’S FAMILY NOW!!!! Despite the rampant mutual hatred throughout the house!

Every death in BLACK CHRISTMAS ’06 is an injustice and that’s how you know it’s GREAT.

Real quick: MICHELLE. TRACHTENBERG. Her loose curls just do not quit in this movie!

I’m telling you right now. It’s some bullSHIT that Katie Cassidy didn’t absolutely *own* aughts horror. She great as the token blonde heroine in BLACK CHRISTMAS. She SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE LEAD in When A Stranger Calls, and same for 2010 Nightmare on Elm Street!!!!

We will all now pause to appreciate Kristen Cloke’s DIVINE JAW.

I mean. What a shot.

Come on now this is why Christmas Horror exists at all