Thinking about how this bar I used to frequent in Arizona literally had a courtyard section of the patio dedicated to where men could freely pee on a fountain and Kaylee and I saw a roach in the girls bathroom on multiple occasions
This then caused men who hadn't been there before to frequently hit on us by asking us if in fact the courtyard was a piss yard. "so uh, is this where I go to the bathroom?" and we would be like "yea" and they'd be like "gosh that's so weird here I go I guess" and go in there.
They used to give me moscow mules as big as my head for like $4 so I don't know what I was expecting but yea Arizona is a literal cesspool lmfao
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