girls is nerds too, go on brush your shoulders off
things that still exist in the future of Ready Player Two:

* YouTube
* parasocial relationships
getting bored so I'm just gonna bullet point this hunt for the new easter egg:

* Dr. Who
* Studio Ghibli
* Tolkien
* The Legend of Billie Jean
* Ranma ½
* Tuff Turf
*Betamax
* "the 1995 film Hackers"
* Highlander
* Grease
* Rocky Horror
* Planet of the Apes
Wade is now eavesdropping on private conversations in the OASIS so I guess we need to add Mark Zuckerberg to the inspiration list
JESUS CHRIST WADE
JESUS CHRIST ERNEST
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