No one cares but heres the list of white men that caused my gender dysphoria; a thread (bc I like threads)
1: 👑Ethan Nestor. For obvious reasons
2: Hugh Dancy. I also don’t have to explain this one. The proof is in the damn pudding
3: Joe Keery. I want his hair
4: Shane Medej. He is the blueprint
5: Cary Elwes. Specifically Wesley from princess bride
6: Harrison TuckerđŸ˜«đŸ˜” Joe Keery but different
7: River Phoenix AND Keanu Reeves. They share one because the pics of them together are what I want to be
8: Matt Watson. He’s also part of the blueprint
9: and for a little spice, a fictional character, Hiccup Haddock. This doesn’t need an explanation
And that concludes the thread. Thank you for coming. Here’s a cookieđŸȘ and some juice🧃and a hugđŸ«‚
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