Observations of overused lines from a perpetual swiper...fun TINDER: "I love to work out, listen to music, and go on adventures" "(their height) if that matters" "I'm bad at bios" or just 10 random emojis and there's always a sushi or a beer one

HINGE: "I'm overly competitive about: everything" "I'm looking for: a girl who's ~spontaneous~ and knows what she wants" "You should not date me if: you like pineapples on pizza" "This year I really want to: travel" "The hallmark of a good relationship is: trust & communication"

WHEW anyway will probably add to this thread for the rest of my life so stay tuned stay excited baby