know me if you dare

starting with a freebie that everyone knows but simultaneously forgets: i have a twin

i have a very specific gross irrational fear that only myself and 4 other people know

i say my least favorite astrological sign is Pisces but if we’re being real it’s probably Virgo

i don’t listen to almost any bands. pretty much exclusively female solo artists

i accidentally caught a sea turtle once (he was fine)

i threw up on election night after 2 and a half white claws

when i was a kid i wanted to be a veterinarian until i saw the birth scene in milo and otis

i’m not actually bad at math! it just fills me with boredom and anxiety

i’m an excellent gift giver. date me and you will reap many rewards

i know that waffles are objectively better than pancakes but i will never order a waffle over a pancake out of loyalty

my FAVORITE astrological sign is Aquarius but i am most attracted to Aries placements. astrology girls do not yell at me please

i have a jaw condition that almost required surgery but my orthodontist told me i was too beautiful to potentially ruin my face so now i have a permanent retainer

i accidentally shaved a part of my left eyebrow off in the 6th grade

in the 4th or 5th grade i got poison ivy and didn’t tell my mom because i was afraid i would get in trouble and it ended up scarring hehe

my favorite movie is tusk. yes you all know this but i need you to know i’m serious

one time i was dating this guy and i found out he was planning on moving to Seattle because he told my FRIEND AND NOT MEE XBDN

firmly believe that mini versions are almost always superior to the regular sized versions of things (ex: mini Oreos, mini m&ms, miniature ponies)

i am supposedly distantly related to Sam Houston

i think markiplier is sexy and i am not ashamed to admit this

i won a community theatre award for best youth actress once but i was in Florida during the ceremony and found out i won via text

i’m an optimist LMFAOOOO

i’m an aspiring comedian/comedy writer and think it would be HILARIOUS if someone HIRED ME to WRITE COMEDIC THINGS