How to eat human nuggets.

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I personally never ate human nuggets, because you know...humans...disgusting. But I did watch the soul out of an innocent human vanish
You eat them properly. The fork, spoon, knife and napkin you need start at $9.99! Buy now at the middle of nowhere to enjoy a proper human meal!
How to eat their kidney:

First you must sloosh their kidney to take the unnecessary juice out. Than you cut with your knife. Its like a balloon so you must squish the left over pee that has NOT been cleaned. Stab it with your fork, and eat it.
How to eat their lungs:

Their lungs dont need to be cooked since their already black. Eating their lungs can give you diabetes. Sometimes, their lungs are burned and thats your problem. You must suck on each lung and throw the bones out. Their not very healthy
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