Good evening everyone, I'll be your Dream Address safety inspector this evening. Dodo Airlines has been hired to do a third-party review of Luna Travel Corp. locations, chosen at random, and your humble Noman rep has answered the call.

First up: Fishbone. This island is setting the gold standard right away by including this first aid stand with excellent signage. 10/10

Next dream: Venus. All roads are thoroughly marked and at an appropriate width. Note: some roads end abruptly with cliffs. 8/10

High key hoping I randomly land on a horror island.

Sherland island: Did a food safety check of the apple cider and apple baked goods on this island for uhhh safety reasons. 10/10

SO MUCH SAFETY. THE SAFETY OFFICER IS IMMUNE TO FOOD-BASED BRIBES. 11/10.

Leo Land: inspected the gym, had a light work out, and made sure the juice was in fact, just juice. Lots of delightful tourist sites on this island that I highly recommend.

I was also reminded that if I'm going to talk to other island reps, I should wear a mask. Thanks Mickle!

Wind Chime: reminding me how much I appreciate when public beaches have restrooms. 8/10

Moloka'i island: campsite fire safety is all in order, sufficiently far from any hazards, and the BBQ smells delicious.

That's it for now, but health and safety inspector rep will return.