THREAD || If A-League clubs were WWE wrestlers

Start with the obvious one

MaCarthur FC = JBL

It just makes sense doesn’t it

Western United = Hornswoggle

Small, green and irritating, probably doesn’t have a home either

Adelaide United = Duke “The Dumpster” Droese

I haven’t heard of him either. Irrelevant wrestler for an irrelevant club

Newcastle Jets = R-Truth

Comedy club but they don’t know it. It’s nice having them around to laugh at

Sydney FC = John Cena

Always wins and is OP. Hated by true fans. Only liked by kids and idiots

WSW = Jeff Hardy

Popular and exciting but also has a drug problem and never wins anything

Melb Victory = Undertaker

Dead club innit

Melb City = Kane

Undertakers younger, uglier and less successful brother

CCM = Santino Marella

Also a comedy club. They know it and we love it

Brisbane Roar = Shawn Michaels

Sexy club. Sexy football. Currently sidelined with a back injury but we’ll be back

Perth Glory = Bret Hart

Once was very good a few decades ago. Keeps going on about how they were cheated out of a title. Embarrassing