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•An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It spends the evening watching TV, having drinks, and chatting.
•A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar. The bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
•A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and leaves.
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•A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar. The bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
•A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and leaves.
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•A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this wild bar and absolutely tears it up.
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• Hyperbole totally rips into this wild bar and absolutely tears it up.
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•An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
•Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve your type."
•A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
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•Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve your type."
•A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
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•A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
•A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
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•A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
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•Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
•A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
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•A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
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