Original BL Fantasy where 2 warring royal families share an agreed upon curse; if one of their blood steps into the other’s territory except under treaty, they’ll be struck with a terrible affliction.

(The affliction is basically bonkers magical aphrodisiac)

I had more for this and then I looked up mid tweet and a fucking raccoon was looking down at my phone so hold please

What the fuck

That motherfucker walked up directly next to me I thought he was a fucking cat anyway

THE TWO WARRING FAMILIES have kept a treaty for a hundred years, long enough that they forget the exact effect of the curse. Most forget it even exists. It doesn’t stop them breaking the peace.

When war breaks out with no warning, one kingdom’s crown prince is on the wrong side of the curse - in disguise at a tavern, keeping up a monthly tradition of getting Sloshed with the OTHER kingdom’s crown prince.

The curse hits him right where the sun don’t shine.

I can’t take this thread seriously anymore I’m still visualizing that furry little face staring at me

the crown princes fuck bye