As we learn today of the Oxford @AstraZeneca vaccine, Here’s a quick thread reminding you of @guardian ‘s obsessive & reductive campaign against “big pharma” - you know, the pharmaceutical industry that will help save your job & your granny’s life.

First up is this doozy

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Yes, that’s not for profit “people’s vaccine”.
Like the one that evil “Big Pharma” has just announced for us today.
If only we could have one of those.

You want stupidly reductive & ideological (& 100% incorrect)
Who you gonna call?
@guardian

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Only a worker’s cooperative anarchy-syndicalism organic hemp based solution can possibly save us.

You want a national platform for opinions that will fall flat or their arse in the face of facts?
I commend @guardian to you.

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Yes - @guardian knows who’s to blame for the fact that umm, we almost certainly now have a range of effective vaccines developed in just 9 months.
Yep, it’s that evil baddie lurking & waiting to pounce.
It’s behind you!
Who is?
Big Pharma!

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If only the UK govt had listened to @guardian then maybe it could have spurned *Big Pharma* and partnered up with & funded a life changing vaccine that would be made globally available on a not for profit basis.

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If you’d stopped being sheeple & instead voted Uncle Jeremy and Uncle John M into power like @guardian told you to then we’d have those evil Big Pharma bastards on their knees and your local @PeoplesMomentum branch would be making coronavirus vaccine out of organic yogurt.

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Thankfully @guardian warned us all about nasty Owen Smith & his links to Big Pharma nasties who are about to save granny.
Thankfully we got Jeremy instead who’s mates in Hamas & the IRA are bound to get the planet out of danger from Coronavirus (it might mean killing us all)

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