TdBk CONSTANTLY fighting over deku who is unfortunately too stupid to notice. They get into fist fights over who gets his leftover soda. Who gets to sit next to him on the bus. The class is sick of them. Aizawa is sick of them. Deku thinks it's nice that tdbk are getting along :)

Tdrk buys deku expensive gifts (with his father's credit card). Gourmet katsudon. Custom all might merch. Artisan chocolate harvested from a single cacao tree from the top of the tallest mountain in western trinidad. Deku is confused but grateful.

Tdrk: i got you something, midoriya. It's imported pocky. I thought you'd like it.

Deku: oh! Thank you so much!

Tdrk:

Deku:

Tdrk:

Deku: do you...want to share this with me?

Tdrk, eyes sparkling: okay

Tdrk: do you remember how you said your backpack had a hole in it?

Deku: yeah?

Tdrk: i have this one i don't use. It's not really my style.

Deku: oh! Well if you don't want it then - todoroki.

Tdrk: what

Deku: this is says gucci.

Tdrk:

Deku: it still has the tag on it

Tdrk, already throwing away deku's old backpack that he destroyed yesterday: so what

Tdrk: you know how you said, uhm, you missed your mother

Deku: tdrk no

Tdrk: and you'd like some company sometimes because your room is too quiet

Deku: TODOROKI KUN

Tdrk, hiding a $2000 purebred bengal kitten behind his back: ok so don't get mad

Meanwhile bkg AGGRESSIVELY cares for deku like a giant mother hen. Makes him food. Plans his workout schedule. Helps him with homework. Wipes his face with a hanky, scolding him for being such a slob when he eats. He's lying. He loves it. Deku with rice on his face is hella cute

Deku, texting: ugh i was so busy studying i didnt even notice i missed dinner until it was 9.30

Uraraka: oh no! Do you want some snacks?

Deku: thanks I'd- hang on someone's knocking on my door

Bkg, standing there with three trays stacked together: go get chopsticks

Deku: wh

Bkg: there's rice, fish, chicken, steak, soup, an omelette, four types of vegetables

Deku: kacchan did you make all this?!

Bkg: obviously, doofus. I missed your dumb ass at dinner

Deku: you... missed me??

Bkg:

Deku:

Bkg: so anyway here's some hand churned ice cream

Bkg: take my hoodie

Deku: I'm not cold, kacchan

Bkg: it's gonna rain. Take the hoodie

Deku: i don't need the-

Bkg: TAKE MY HOODIE

Deku: OKAY, geez. Are you happy now?

Bkg, shivering: yes

Deku thinks this is just their weird new brand of friendship (he's stupid and has low self esteem, leave him alone). TdBk have declared themselves mortal enemies though. They look for any excuse to be around deku but are terrible to each other the whole time

Bkg: your half and half dairy substitute ass doesn't stand a chance. I've known deku since we were babies

Tdrk: 17 years and you still couldn't make him like you? Pathetic

Bkg: you'll woo him with your lack of social skills?

Tdrk: says the bully

Bkg: REFORMED bully, asshole

Bkg: what can you offer him anyway? Stupid hair? Daddy issues?

Tdrk: don't call my hair stupid you overgrown dandelion

Bkg: I'm a good boyfriend. I'm smart, I'm hot, I'm talented, and I'm a great cook.

Tdrk: oh, that's cute. I have several cooks. You know, in my mansion.

Deku, coming back from the bathroom:
Thanks for waiting! what should we watch?

Tdrk, immediately soft: anything you want midoriya

Bkg: dumbass. He wants to watch a hero documentary. Right, deku?

Deku: aw you guys always let me pick, someone else choose

Tdrk: hero documentary.

Deku: not that!! I said pick what you want!!!

Bkg: fine. scary movie?

Deku: oh! Okay but don't make fun of me if i get spooked lol

Tdrk:

Bkg:

Both, in unison: it's fine just hold my hand

Deku, halfway through the movie: so if you watch the tape you're automatically on the ghost's hit list? What if someone shows it back to you

Bkg, refusing to look at the screen: shut up shut up

Tdrk, still traumatised from the first 5 minutes: can someone hold my hand please

Deku: hehe that was fun! Thanks for watching it with me guys

Bkg: were you scared?

Deku: hm? Oh no not really-

Bkg: because you can spend the night in my room. If you need someone to hold your dumb baby hand

Deku:

Deku: kacchan you're the one holding MY hand right now

Tdrk, immediately: I'm scared. Sleep over in my room

Deku: aww, okay!

Bkg: I'm coming too

Tdrk: didn't you say you weren't scared? Go away

Bkg: you want company, right, asshole? Let deku sleep in his own bed

Tdrk: i don't want you in my room

Bkg: you want samara instead??

Deku: hehe why don't we all have a sleepover? It'll be fun!

Bkg: .... Fine

Tdrk: if that's what you want

Deku: we can invite kirishima and iida and-

Tdrk and bkg: NO

Later they're all on the floor in tdrk's room, squashed on the single futon with deku in the middle, deku snoring soundly

Bkg, glaring over deku's fluffy head: you watched that tape. You're gonna die

Tdrk, whispering back, trapped inder deku's arm: I'll kill you in your sleep

The next morning deku yawns and stretches, asking if they slept okay. They didn't. They've been whispering death threats at each other all night. Tdrk's skinny futon is profoundly uncomfortable and deku hogged most of it anyway. Also he snores like a sleepy chainsaw

Neither of them say that though lol.

Deku, half asleep and smiling: guys? Did you have good dreams

Bkg, looking at deku's head pillowed on his arm: yeah, they were fine.

Tdrk, hugging deku closer to his chest: yes, but five more minutes

I guess TBC ??? https://ko-fi.com/E1E2OGQQ