a thread of my experience with the cashier at target while getting the vogue magazine. this is just so i can remember

her: oh are you buying one for somebody?
me: yeah one for me and one for my sister
her: are you buying it to read or do you like something in it?
me: we’re just fans of the person on the cover
her: oh this guy?? who is it?
me: he’s harry styles :)
her: what’s he do?

me: he’s a singer mostly
her: what’s he sing?
me: *hesitates for some reason*
her: awh come on what’s one of his songs??
me: um watermelon sugar ?
her: havent heard it
me: adore you?
her: ohh i think i’ve heard that one

me: he was in one direction
her: *shakes her head* idk
me: yeahhh
her: oh wait! was that the boy band?
me: yes!! ya know back in the day
her: yeah i remember a little
me: yeah that’s him

her: he looks like he’s really matured since then
me: yeah he’s old
her: how old is he?
me: 26
her: *starts laughing rlly loud* 26?? that’s not old
me:
her: i thought you were gonna say like 46 but girl 26 is not old