Crypto is... at the very moment I type this... reorganizing the way humans work together

It is challenging:

governments, regulations, corporations, banking, monetary policy, technology, investing, fundraising... even the concept of a nation-state itself

13/x
The financial sausage has burst from the regulatory casing

There is no stuffing it back inside

Just as governments are printing more money than they ever have in history, crypto is dousing gasoline all over the financial system

14/x
It needs a spark to ignite it. And I believe we got that spark when PayPal launched crypto purchases

Suddenly, 346 million normies can buy and sell $BTC, $ETH and even dogshit like $BCH

Do you think $PYPL will stop there? I can tell you the answer: no

15/x
PayPal will keep adding other cryptos. Some will be dogshit, some will be world-changing mfers

PayPal was THE SPARK

It was the ultimate reduction in friction for normies to walk through the golden gates to the crypto promised land

16/x
The normies will come. And they will find it nice

+ they will wonder wtf their bank even does for them

+ even more important than PayPal = the fact that PayPal just punched every bank and fintech company in the world in the f'ing throat

There is just one hurdle left

17/x
+ we will breach it before this glorious rally is over:

banks must allow us to convert our fiat to crypto

They will + they will start w/ $BTC + $ETH

It taketh only 1 bank before they all fall in line

Citigroup will add crypto

Mizuho. UBS. Sumitomo. Deutsche Bank....

18/x
Mitsubishi. JPMorgan Chase. Wells Fargo. Bank of America

The stock brokerages will add crypto

& eventually (probably not this cycle) employers will grant you the ability to collect your sweet salary in the hardest most god-like form of money ever be accessible to us: $BTC

19/x
So I sit here, drinking my beer and I look at the total global market cap of all cryptos sitting at a paltry $548 billion

and it makes me think of this stupid song my buddies and I used to sing when we were kids...

it was called "skeeter on my peter"

20/x
Crypto's just a lil "skeeter on the peter" of finance right now

All of these people are trying to "time" the markets, and all I'm doing is watching the world change faster than I've ever seen it change in my life

21/x
tldr: this could be it, my frens

this could be the cycle that turns that skeeter into a golden fire-breathingđŸČ that burns all of modern finance to cinders

Ask me what I'm doing with my portfolio now + I will say unto you fuck me, I'm long

& fuck me my hands are strong

đŸ€Ą out
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