“Hey Zion got $400,000 to go to Duke y’all might want to check that out”
NCAA : “Nahh we are good”

“Hey y’all might want to look into Sexton at Alabama. There are Recordings of payments”
NCAA: “Nahh they did a 24 hour investigation and all’s clear”

“Hey Memphis just said ‘Screw y’all’ and played Wiseman. Y’all doing anything?”
NCAA “Haha man they’re so silly - Memphis is good”

“Hey Sean Miller’s assistants admitted to paying players. What’s their punishment?”
NCAA : “Ehh we will get to it later, carry on Arizona!”

“Will Wade is on wire offering a recruit money, surely he’s done for?”
NCAA: “Nahh LSU football makes us too much money, looking into a slap on the wrist”

“Hey this Auburn kids dad is an agent, should we look into that?”
NCAA: