Story timeeeeee.. Lemme tell ya bout the time i got caught fuckin by this girl daddy.
Ite so peep.. I been tryna buss shorty doonies down since she started at the school. đŸ˜© and finally i got my chance. And i was not finna miss it , not even if god himself said the world was ending and i had to save it.
So i ended up getting her number. We text for a good week and finally shorty was like "so you gone lemme fuck?" im like "whoaaa, thats my line but fuck it YUUUURRRRRRR" perfect timing too cuz the next day was late start and we aint have school until 11. So boom Wednesday it is.
So boom... Its Wednesday.. And i wake up early af turnt already, got the drill music playing cuz i was finna beat shorty back in like a snare drum. Look at my phone saw a text from shorty saying "9am nigga dont be late" im like bet. I got time. Lemme shave my balls. 😂
Shaved. Showered. Hopped in the whip and was at shorty house by 8:45. I was not playing games. Text her like "yurrrrr outside" . she let me in and FIRST RED FLAG. a mf cat, yall know me i choke cats. But i let this mf live today cuz that wasnt the pussy i wanted to beat on.
So im following shorty to room like ima puppy and she got my snack. Then boom second red flag. Out the corner of my eye i see a 3 glocks on the kitchen table. Im like "this bitch aint got no brother so df" i ignore it cuz shit i could smell the pussy shit was sweet lol
😂😂 so we get to the room & shit get real , REAL FAST.. Like 0 to 100 nigga real fuckin quick. My schlong got hard so mf fast shorty licked her lips and said "well this nigga aint shy" im like "bitch im finna punch ovaries" đŸ˜©đŸ˜©
Fast forward.. We fuckin and i hear a car door shut . im like "yooo df was dat" she like "nothing nigga stfu and make me cum" im like "shiiiiiiiiiid aint gotta tell me twice" flip that dat bitch over grabbed her throat and proceeded to beat her shit like a bongo drum.
So im toe tagging the kewchi, like this bitch done lost all control of her legs.. She cummin im finna bust. NIGGA RIGHT WHEN A I SHOT THE CLUB UP. A big muscle neck rhino lookin mf bust through the door. HER MF DADDY . nigga i aint throw a bitch so far in my life until that day
BRUH. he coming straight at me and before i knew it i done smack this nigga with a pillow hard af and he fell on the bed and hitvthe floor. 😂😂 YOU WOULDVE THOUGHT I WAS SONIC THE WAY MY BLACK ASS RAN OUT THE ROOM.
i get to the hallway & buddy already back on his feet and on my ass 😂😂 im running fast asf and im thinking "bruh why this hallway so fuckin long" skkkkkrttt i turn the corner and jumped down 6 stairs and slide down the rest. I knew i had a carpet burn on my ass i could feel it.
LUCKY ME THIS NIGGA LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. and im glad i parked 3 houses down. Nigga im hauling. I gotta get df outta dodge nigga. ASS NAKED KEY AROUND MY NECK i hit that button and jumped in the whip. AND THIS NIGGA STILL CHASING ME. IM MEAN HAWKING ME DOWN. nigga grabbed the door
IM LIKE SHITTTTT NOOOOOOOO. 😂😂 pedal to the metal nigga . burnt out on his. i get on the next street and guess who i see. HER DADDY. THIS NIGGA DONE CUT CROSS 5 YARDS AND JUMPED A FENCE AND NOW HE RUNNING SIDE BY SIDE TO THE CAR. IM GOING A GOOD 20 CUZ I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE.
So ite boom later on i see shorty in school and im like "aye df my nigga df kinda juggernaut daddy you got" she say "oh .. He a cop , he use to play football until he messed his knee up" im like "next time we fuckin at my crib" yea i still fucked wit her pussy was worth it 😂😂
Boom THATS MY STORY. moral of the story is "NEVER FUCK HER AT HER CRIB.. NEVER KNOW WHAT KINDA INCREDIBLE HULK THOR ASS DADDY SHE GOT" thanks for reading until next time.
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