Does Team Tank watch the games AND still root for the Cowboys to lose right now?

I don't know how the emotion of the game doesn't overcome you.
if you're rooting for the Cowboys to lose out, then why are you even watching the game if your job doesn't require it?

Sports fandom is silly, but ffs, that's SILLY. You want your favorite team to lose, but you want to watch 3 hours and be mad they won?

I mean... whew.
You get 16-20 chances to be happy about your football team a year.

That's it.

The Cowboys have lost like 240 times since the last time they won the chip. Being mad at a win because it costs you odds of a scratch-off winner seems.. masochistic.
And don't get me wrong- if the Cowboys don't make the playoffs I want them to end up with the best draft picks possible...

but watching the game, wishing for 140 plays that something bad happens to my favorite team?

WTF is that?
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