nah bc i actually have too many that place was hell

idk what kind of sihir they read on my dad bc he so brainwashed idk why he loved that school so much or how he found it

tell me how my teachers used to tell us not to go uni bc it was haram like babes why r u running a school then

also the headteacher basically told us he used to be a drugdealer talking about “ i did a lot of bad things when i was younger there’d be days i was making 10k and days i was making nothing” like hellooo ??? u was selling drugs ???

my class nearly got the school closed down bc they told ofsted basically everything and the headteacher cried n told us we were gonna go to hell lmaooo

also they were really racist like really racist

one of my teachers lied about her entire life i dont think that her name was even her real name tbh bc tell me how she said she was a forensic scientist i beg what r u doing at this ghetto school n then she got fired but she told us she was moving to dubai

there was this really weird girl who never spoke to anyone but we found a book she had n she used to write what everyone said n the times n dates they said it when i tell i was so shook like wtf hello

this one girl wrote a death note to herself n acted like someone else wrote but everyone knew she wrote it n when we confronted her she started threw a whole crying act 10/10 deserved an oscar award

this one teacher only ever spoke about how she hates her dads second wife but tbh it was a mad story

^^ it went along the lines of her mum having this friend who invited her to her wedding just to see that her friend is getting married to her husband or something like that i forgot the details

this one old guy came up to a girl in my class and asked for her dads number so he could marry her AND THEN we found out that that guy was actually another girl in my classes uncle and he had a daughter in yr7

my history teacher used to say rlly out of context stuff she was only like 22 or sumn but how’d she talk about giving blowjobs lmaoooo she was a bit too comfortable with me n my friend bc she told us everything

this one girl kept talking about how she was speaking to a boy like she was gassinggg it so we asked her to show a pic of him and SHE SHOWED US AN IMVU AVI PLSSSS she rlly said i don’t wanna show u a real pic of him but he looks like this x JDDJJDDKSK

^^ i’m 100% sure he doesn’t exist but the school somehow found out she was talking to a boy n she got suspended she should’ve just told them he was fake bc i’m pretty sure he was she was very dedicated to her act

this thread is never gonna end lmaoo

the headteachers wife used to bring her toddler son to school n once he fell down the stairs n his head was bleeding n these mfs wrapped tissue paper around his head like a bandana n went on about their day ????

my english teacher only every spoke about conspiracy theories to us i didn’t learn shit in class other than the illuminati and she was like 50 years old

^^ she also hated the school and we just to talk shit about all the teacher in her lesson ngl her lessons were fun but i didn’t learn shit about english

whereas my other english teacher was the devil herself she was the one who said don’t go uni she also said depression doesn’t exist she said a lot of controversial things tbh

this boy in the boys yr11 class used to stalk the girls in my class lmaoo this nigga nearly followed me n my friend all the way home once he had hella beady eyes too like on the other side of the road you’d just see

^^ he also made like loads of fake accounts to follow us anyways i hope hes not doing well bc he was weird as fuck

this one girl brought her diary to school for no reason n the teachers found out about it n she got suspended for listening to bts i think she also snitched off half the class bc she said i’m not going down alone n half the class got suspended too

^^ ngl she was weird but she gave me a good laugh bc she used to rap lisa’s rap in as if it’s your last and she sounded so bad pure comedy idc

okay that’s enough for today i’m too tired to carry on