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BLASEBALL TEAMS AS MUPPETS, A THREAD:
Baltimore Crabs: that one time Pierce Brosnan guest-starred on the Muppets Show and dressed up as a prawn
I always thought growing up that he dressed up as a lobster!! But I got it confused with the B-52s performing Rock Lobster on the same episode
2. Charleston Shoe Thieves: Statler and Waldorf
Seriously their entire team exudes this energy
Seriously their entire team exudes this energy
3. Hades Tigers: the entire "Mahna Mahna" skit
Defined by hubris, and shouldn& #39;t have looked back
Defined by hubris, and shouldn& #39;t have looked back
4. Philly Pies: Miss Piggy
5. Mexico City Wild Wings: Animal
6. New York Millennaisl: Rizzo seemed too obvious but there is a time and a place for subtlety and that time and place is not when I& #39;m making a list of which blaseball teams are which Muppets characters
7. Seattle Garages: The Electric Mayhem
9. Boston Flowers: Fozzie Bear
10. Canada Moist Talkers: The Swedish Chef
11. San Francisco Lovers: Rowlf the Dog
12. Unlimited Tacos: Gonzo The Great
For their similar sheer "fuck around and see what happens" energies
For their similar sheer "fuck around and see what happens" energies
13. The Kansas City Breath Mints: Bunsen and Beaker
14. Yellowstone Magic: The Entire Cast of Fraggle Rock
15. Chicago Firefighters: Sam Eagle
INTERMISSION: Parker MacMillan IIIII
Scooter
Scooter
16. Hellmouth Sunbeams: Elmo
17. Hawai& #39;i Fridays: Bert & Ernie
18. Houston Spies:
19. Breckenridge Jazz Hands: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppets Treasure Island
20. Tokyo Lift: Cookie Monster
Dallas Steaks are Grover
