You know you’re a 1990s kid if this phrase has been permanently ruined for you

LOVE
THE KIND YOU CLEAN UP WITH A MOP AND BUCKET
LIKE THE LOST CATACOMBS OF EGYPT
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHERE WE STUCK IT
HIEROGLYPHICS
LET ME BE SPECIFIC
I WANNA BE DOWN IN YOUR SOUTH SEAS
BUT I GOT THIS NOTION THAT THE MOTION IN YOUR OCEAN
MEANS SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY

I hate myself

I want to be clear that I was not a Bloodhound Gang fan, nor did I even like or intentionally listen to that song, it’s just impossible to not know it by heart if you were a teen in the late 1990s, the same way everyone my age knows all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme

Honestly if you want to understand the 1990s this is pretty much it in a nut*shell

* haha

Tool Time, X-Files, Siskel and Ebert... they hit all the important cultural moments