Oooh, I've got a good one.

Name a nonstandard sensory experience you enjoyed in the (live, that is) theater.

For instance:

• the soft clacking of the showgirls' beads in the "Presents for Mrs. Rogers" number in The Will Rogers Follies

• Ken Watanabe making a King and I exit so close to me I could smell whatever amberish scent he was wearing

• oh right Jeremy Secomb grabbing me by the throat during the Epiphany in the pie shop Sweeney Todd

Richard Greenberg's Our Mother's Brief Affair leads to a revelation that takes in not only a court case I'm obsessed with but a book I worked on (it's name-checked, including Random House), and I almost leapt out of my seat.

The play might as well have been written for me.