Alri, I need a cheer up.
What are the funniest nicknames you’ve heard

I’ll start, there was a lad I went to school with called sketch cause he had a turned eye.
I can laugh at this because I also have a gammy eye

There was a lad called Gary who always looked about 12 when we were all 18/19 and the boys called him Glitter

There was a girl in my school called sniper/ Eamonn cause she had a lazy eye lid

Another lad worked for a week in the local McDonald’s and to this day is called Chip. His daughter is making her conformation next year. Still called chip

My uncle is a bus driver and these lads have some serious names for eachother.
His name is Joe and he’s kinda small so the lads call him Bonanza

Lads just named after the body part they had that was different.
Lads like Chin, Gonzo, Mallow (head) even a chap just called face. People think Mango was a mad nickname. Not for my mates

How could I forget!
One of the lads called Eric had a third nipple and the boys called him Tripples

Last one. Not really a nick name but a fella in school was called Bobby Phelan and when his name was called out people sang his name to this song

Got a text from a pal there said his older brother was called Bob Marley in school because he always brought Jam sandwiches in for lunch