All the dissident right people – especially those over 50 – who foam about how Trump is a nothing remind me of the old joke about the elderly guy faced by oncoming floodwaters.
The cops come and tell him to evacuate. Three times. He declines and says he& #39;ll trust in God.
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The cops come and tell him to evacuate. Three times. He declines and says he& #39;ll trust in God.
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Then, as the waters drive him to the second story, locals in a boat come by and offer to carry him to safety. He declines and reiterates that he& #39;ll trust in God.
Later, on the roof, about to be engulfed, a rescue helicopter arrives. Again, he declines.
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Later, on the roof, about to be engulfed, a rescue helicopter arrives. Again, he declines.
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Finally, he& #39;s swept away by the floodwaters and dies. He goes up to heaven and the first thing he says is, "God, I trusted in you and you let me down!"
To which God replies, "I sent 3 cars, a boat and a helicopter".
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To which God replies, "I sent 3 cars, a boat and a helicopter".
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