chris evans photoshoots but as you scroll down he goes from painfully awkward to walking sex god: a thread
things that keep me up at night:
- existential dread
- these photos

i have so many questions but mostly WHY IS THE BABY PEEING
he's trying okay
for the love of god someone please tell this man where to put his poor hands
i want whatever the person who came up with this shoot was on because this man is at a 45 degree angle with the floor 😭
these are whitest photos of chris i have ever seen
i just know his legs were cramping up please they're so STIFF
oh wow these sims 5 graphics look so lifelike!
we've entered the fuckboy phase shameless whores rise
i want him to [REDACTED] my [REDACTED]
these poses would probably look weird on anyone else but he makes them so sexc 😌
teacher!chris doing everyday things rt your kink
BARK BARK BARK BARK-
chris evans for modern weekly supremacy
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he's come so far y'all i'm so proud 😭
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