Dear developer, is your manager complaining that your code has too many bugs?

Demand a recount right now! https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1330600308221702144
How can you explain that the first unit tests all passed and then all the integration tests started failing later, huh? HUH? TEST FRAUD, I SAY
You're only getting more bugs because we're doing way more tests than any other developer, that's why
I demand a recount but only on the features with high bug counts. For the features with low bug count I demand us to stop the tests
"Can't repro on my machine" is the developer's version of "FAKE NEWS FROM FAKE MEDIA"
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