Dear developer, is your manager complaining that your code has too many bugs?

Demand a recount right now! https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1330600308221702144">https://twitter.com/shanselma...

How can you explain that the first unit tests all passed and then all the integration tests started failing later, huh? HUH? TEST FRAUD, I SAY

You& #39;re only getting more bugs because we& #39;re doing way more tests than any other developer, that& #39;s why

I demand a recount but only on the features with high bug counts. For the features with low bug count I demand us to stop the tests

"Can& #39;t repro on my machine" is the developer& #39;s version of "FAKE NEWS FROM FAKE MEDIA"