Watching Twilight for the first time. So there’s a lot to unpack!

Why is everything filmed in a green filter? Is this set in the Matrix universe?

Bitch wtf so the cafeteria scene has really thrown us off because of all the flags everywhere. What geopolitical fuckery happened in this world?

From the left we have Kenya, NZ (with a pre-1801 Union Jack), Laos, APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA, Greece, South Vietnam, Nigeria, North Korea, Peru, the Kingdom of Scotland, an Independent Antarctica, Thailand, Denmark, Spain, and Yugoslavia.

Was the Cold War on steroids here?

We’re almost halfway through the film and they finally say the word

Also this guy can sparkle wtf if he was gay he’d have all the twinks in Washington state eating out of the palm of his bejazzled hand

A MORMON WROTE THIS YOU GUYS

So they just drove down to Arizona in an afternoon huh