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so i have a very close group of friends i’ve grown up with since i was like 0 (literally most of them have known my family since before i was born) and so its tradition on each one of our +

+ 21st birthdays, we give eachother gag gifts. The first one was my friend in 2010. I personally was 12 and had never gone into a sex shop, but there i was with my sister roaming through trying to find a gag gift with her (and other 3 friends)

the first thing we bought was this really insane purple corset piece which in hindsight i wish she had kept so at least one of us could’ve used it later on. The other thing to note, this girl is a hardcore virgin to everything +

+ never kissed anyone, had a few crushes, dont even think she had m*st*rb*t*d but she was 21 in her second year of med school and for knowing all about the penis she had never really seen one in person https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

+ so we thought we’d teach her all about it. We went ALL OUT. Dick-shaped cake, dick hates, we even got fake f*reskin type thing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">. We also got her an inflatable naked boyfriend with an inflatable penis https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> and it also could function as a d*ldo and had multiple settings +

+ and yall we got her a sex positions book too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> (lemme also add we’re all muslim and even if we drink now NONE OF US did then so we’re all sober) anyways, my friend (at the time 22) got her A FLESHLIGHT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> and an assortment of d*ldos and we taught her how to properly

+ put on a condom on the inflatable boyfriend and she was MORTIFIED. Cut to a few years later, the gag gift forgotten as we all had gone on to do bigger and better ones, her mom FINDS THE INFLATABLE BOYFRIEND W THE CORSET HANGING ABOVE IT IN HER BASEMENT CLOSET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

+ thankfully she didn’t rat any of us out for getting it but lord have mercy that woman will never look at her daughter the same. and that is the story of the inflatable penis named Mark (the guy that she had liked at the time)

@IdontfeelgoodMr u know what to do