Time goes on and people change but hilarious animal behaviors remain largely the same and this pleases me.

In the 1920s, in 1800s, in the 1500s, cats were zooming around homes at 3am and ignoring toys in favor of dangling from family crest tapestries and trying to smack the gelatin casseroles and this knowledge brings me great joy

Imagine the nobility of yore being punked by a smol kitty sprinting across their faces at 2am every morning like clockwork bc they caught the zoomies lmaoooo

Imagine hosting a dinner in your castle and the chandelier comes crashing down because your four legged agent of chaos keeps dangling from it

How many corsets became cat toys bc they wouldn’t stop chewing on the strings?

I love it I love it I love it

If my focus can’t be historical cats if I go for a masters degree in world history then do I really want to go for my masters at all? No I don’t think so

How many of todays modern miracles are because of somebody’s asshole cat Fucking Shit Uphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol">? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel"> Dissertation pending