Oh boy this is an embarrassing one.....

Bumped another bumper car so fast and hard that my body jerked forward and the steering stick (not & #39;wheel& #39;!) jammed right into my fupa (probably hitting my pubis) and breaking the skin. https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1330330182746562561">https://twitter.com/ThatEricA...

The damage was painful and impossible to bandage so I had to wear a square of polysporin, gauze, and tissue in my underwear as it healed.

The trauma made the hair follicles in the immediate vicinity angry so they grew back ingrown.

Which caused me to have to do an even MORE painful excision weeks later. This meant having to repeat the underwear gauze treatment.

All because I had to be reckless in low budget bumper cars.

For the record, I have not since set foot in a bumper car nor have I told anyone about this until just now.

..... might delete this thread later. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">