it's after 3am y'all know what that means

time to slander mark zuckerberg on the TL

i just recently watched the social network which lead me to looking into him and facebook and all of Zuckerberg's cohorts and stuff i genuinely believe that he no longer has a human conscience, he's just AI

proof that he's not real? jesse eisenburg's SNL monologue from 2013.

side note: i'm terrified of this man. 1 because he's just scary have you seen him interacting with other people??? 2 he literally owns everyone whose ever used instagram or facebooks personal information. like all of it

like if he wanted to release all of our private info he has the means to do so and that's kinda unsettling

what's more unsettling than that is the fact that jeff bezos as of like a week ago is now twice as rich as mark zuckerberg but i won't even get into bc i feel like i definitely said too much

if anything happens to me it's probably bc zuckerberg found me

any who, ending this thread with props to the casting people for The Social Network bc everyone in the movie played their roles very well and they were all hot. Also i couldn't tell the difference between Armie Hammer and Josh Pence and they aren't even actually related.Amazing