seen some people mad about misleading danmei promos so

promoting danmeis Ive read in the most accurate way I can; a thread

going down my read list...

mdzs:

- nonlinear story structure (yESSS)
- lan wangji: mn.
- the romance mwah the lwj’s yearning
- BACKSTORY
- sect relations!
- well rounded characters!!
- 3D villains!
- I don’t think I need to say much for mdzs most moots have already read

tgcf:

- ghost king loves scrap god for 800 years
- scrap god was a luck martial god
- xie lian can kick ass
- the whole cast
- plot stuffs
- character depth!
- separated into separate arcs of things Xie Lian has to go solve until it culminates into one final battle
+

- one thing that stuck with me is the horror parts are rlly well written!! gave me a spook my first read through
- hua cheng is devoted!!!
- hc’s love for xl isn’t weird...it’s literally a romance between a ghost king and a GOD, WORSHIPPING A GOD IS GOOD (UR SUPPOSED TO DO THAT)

wait shit I forgot to add pic for tgcf here

- xie lian loves hua cheng very much
- xl is also...very horny...damn how many ways can you describe hua cheng as sexy 800 years of abstinence rlly does smth to do ig
- hua cheng loves xie lian so much, he lets xl make his+

own decisions and never ever forces anything on xie lian (it’s all xie lian’s own decision)

My favorite part about Hualian is the fact that they communicate so much and so well they’re always in my heart

svsss:

- millennial (probably) transmigrates into a novel he doesn’t like and accidentally makes the MC (with a harem of over 3000) falls for him
- Luo Binghe is very lovable!!!
- literally more than half the novel lbh was controlled by a sword so if I see anyone dissing+

lbh for his deteriorating mental state I will slash you
- I think misunderstandings of svsss come from SQQ’s POV, just remember that SQQ is not a very reliable narrator so not everything he thinks is true
- I laughed a lot reading svsss
- a lot of the parts of the story in svsss+

are built up upon in the extras, such as moshang (side ship) and all the characters backstories, so if you want to get a really good feel for svsss, I highly recommend reading them (they’re not rlly the type of extras you can skip if u want the world more contextualized lol)

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT THE PIC AGAIN FOR SVSSS IM GUNNA CRY IM SO BAD AT THIS

2ha

- PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE YOU READ THIS NOVEL
- so many misunderstandings entangled in hatred and confusion
- a love that spans two lifetimes
- the characters are very well written, with individual motivations and personalities and depth

- I can go on about how deep the 2ha characters are lmao
- I cried a lot reading 2ha, it’s pretty depressing :””)
- there’s...not...a...threesome..........
- I’m sorry but meimeng isn’t canon (it hurts me to say this too)
- mo ran goes through a villain redemption arc+

and 2ha really encompasses his whole journey...if ur not rlly down for a villain redemption story I don’t rlly recc 2ha to u lol
- in general just read the warnings and if u don’t want to read it, that’s fine, please protect yourself

- chu wanning acts cold on the outside but he likes sweet things and just wants to protect his disciples :( he loves each and every one of them
- 2ha isn’t a furry novel LMAO, the husky and cat is just a metaphor
- once again, this novel deals with depressing themes and is not+

a cute novel, I cannot stress how much every reader needs to read the warnings before reading!!!
- there are a lot more misconceptions with 2ha I can’t think of at the stop of my head, pls qrt with anything u want cleared up and I’ll answer for u

fox demon cultivation manual:

- human ingests Demon King’s blood and becomes a fox demon (against his will) so he goes to find that demon king who’s blood he ingested (rong bai) to get revenge
- meets Rong Bai on the way to get revenge and Rong Bai loves Song Ci lol

- the first half of the novel is Song Ci being oblivious to Rong Bai being the demon king and RB following SC around in 2 little side-stories which are rlly well written
- everyone in fdcm is gay LMAO
- the second half involves time travel, cant rlly go into detail w/o spoiling

- fdcm has its comedy and its deep moments, overall very balanced and a nice read (only 101 chapters WOAH)
- while reading fdcm, keep in mind its a part of a series (not a stand alone novel) so some parts (such as characters) were explained in previous books and such
- however+

fdcm can still be read as a stand-alone novel, which is how I read it (it didn’t confuse me reading it without the other novels as context, only certain character features from the previous novels of the series were like: ??? omg who are u) (it’s not major tho lol)

- also, fdcm wasn’t rlly a novel the author planned to write, so some parts may seem weaker than others, but overall I think fdcm is a good read the main cp are very cute

don’t you like me?

- I don’t remember much from this novel so forgive me if I miss anything up
- dude who has a phobia of ghosts gets a family trait passed down to him where he sees ghosts, and the only way to get rid of it is to overwhelm his body with Yang energy, which he+

gets from touching Gu Kaifeng’s body
- brown haired guy, or Lin Feiran, kinda had a superiority complex LMAO (he’s rlly popular tho)
- cuz of his superiority complex, LFR hates Gu Kaifeng, who’s seen as the most handsome in their grade level
- GKF crushes on Lin Feiran tho

- GKF very confused when LFR touches him a lot out of nowhere but he’s just like: “wellllll I mean why not LMAO I guess this means LFR likes me back :D”
- LFR touches GKF a lot because of the ghost thing, which leads to a lot of moments where I laughed
- light novel, cute read

- I don’t think I explained well enough so I’ll clarify:

LFR scared of ghost, family trait makes him see ghosts, he gets scared, when he touch GKF there are no more ghosts

no more ghosts = LFR not scared

so LFR touch GKF a lot

(ghost = yin energy, GKF lot of yang evergy)

yuwu:

- misunderstandings!!
- friends to friends with benefits to enemies to lovers
- Mo Xi in love with Gu Mang but GM betrayed his country and stabbed MX, making MX “hate” him
- MX’s feelings are very complicated...
- I cried a lot, this is depressing novel

- there’s a lot of stuff happening in yuwu
- I wouldn’t say yuwu is a very complicated read compared to other novels I’ve read...not much politics
- READ THE WARNINGS READ THE WARNINGS
- (next tweet for summary)

- Gu Mang returns to chonghua (country) 5 years after betrayal, but MX visits him 2 years later, but he finds out that Gu Mang is....um...not in his right mental state
- does what happened to Gu Mang count as a spoiler—
- GM legitimately thinks he’s a wolf

- READ THE WARNINGS READ THE WARNINGS
- Gu Mang :((( he gets hurt so much
- Mo Xi gets angry at Gu Mang a lot because of how much Gu Mang has betrayed him, so he’s confused as to whether Gu Mang is deceiving him or not
- meanwhile Gu Mang thinks he’s a wolf

- Mo Xi takes Gu Mang to his home (because where he was before...Luo Mei Garden Villa....a brothel....) and complicated hatred and love ensue as Mo Xi gets confused and angry
- Mo Xi slowly unravels the truth of everything
- a lot of yuwuists including me hated Murong Lian at+

first but call him sexy by the time they finish the novel...ah he’s not very good at the beginning.... trust the process
- many tears so many tears, especially when Gu Mang’s POV starts to come
- plot twists galore!!!
- same author as 2ha so you get to see cameos in authors notes

sha po lang:

- clearing up the misconception now...it’s not in/cest. It’s explained in the first chapter, it’s a tradition in Chang Geng’s village to accept someone as family if they saved your life
- Gu Yun is nothing like an adoptive dad...he just uses the role of “yifu” to+

get a 14 year old boy to take care of him and feed him medicine....
- then, after that, the emperor assigns the role of yifu onto Gu Yun for Chang Geng until CG comes of age...then after that it’s just CG’s yifu kink
- u know how u call someone “daddy~” while...yeah CG...LMAOO

read more here this explains it well https://twitter.com/shapolanq/status/1294954987915599872

- also CG never sees Gu Yun as a parental figure...his actual parental figures suck
- his mom abused CG, his step-dad never came home
- tbh Chang Geng’s parental figure is Liao Ran, aka a monk, AKA MY FAVORITE MUTE MONK I LOVE LIAO RAN SO MUCH—

- spl handles the romance very well, it’s not problematic, and it’s worth the read I promise
- phew I got the main misconception done with now I can scream about one of my fav novels
- Chang Geng grows up!!! You get to watch him grow up!! You get so emotionally attached

SHIT I FORGOT THE PIC AGAIN HERES SPL

- Gu Yun, yes he is the sexy monocle man
- both of them are very strong
- they’re also both very smart
- the plot of sha po lang is so enticing, the politics are so well written, the characters are so developed and unique

- cast: a prince, a Marquis, a mechanic/general, a doctor, another eventually mechanic, a genderfluid(?) (up to interpretation) person, a monk, etc.
- the romance between changgu...Chang Geng just cares so much...and Gu Yun cares so much too cannot word it well

- I understand if u politics is too much, it can be hard but it’s so well written AAAHHH
- the writing is by priest so obviously the writing is poetic
- a lot of steampunk! black eagle armor!!!

there’s so much I feel like I’m missing pls read carrd https://shapolangpriest.carrd.co 

- just refer to previous person’s tweet I linked if u want an in depth promo of spl cuz I feel like I cant do this novel justice because of all the layers and how good it is

- quick plot summary:

cg lives in a village with shen shiliu and shen yi where he takes care of his yifu by feeding him medicine and such, and then barbarians attack the village (trojan horse style) and cg is revealed to actually be the fourth prince, and is sent to the capital

- Chang Geng fixes a country to give the person he loves a break, and if that’s not sexy of him I don’t know what is
- Chang Geng grows so much
- Gu Yun grows so much too!!
- Gu Yun is half blind half dead ahahahhaaha :”””)
- sexy monocle man doesn’t wear monocle often

female general eldest princess (fgep)

- slowbhrn
- LESBIANS
- war scenes and politics
- Li Xian is VERY smart, she’s the one behind the scenes manipulating everything
- Lin Wanyue has a very big crush but it’s unreciprocated the majority of the novel

- Lin Wanyue’s village was attacked, her being unscathed because she had left...she wants to get revenge on the Huns that killed her village so she takes her brother’s identity and enlists in the military
- meanwhile, Li Xian’s mother just died and her sickly brother+

is to ascend the throne, so Li Xian battles in politics to get all the influential people to her side to make sure her brother has a smooth ascension
- Li Xian wants to use Lin Feixing (aka Lin Wanyue in disguise) as a general for her brother so she befriends her

- it has war scenes
- politics
- Li Xian is very involved in a lot of what goes on in fgep, even if it seems like she’s not (she’s the mastermind)
- slow burn x10000
- they are soulmates
- married with a daughter...we don’t talk the circumstances of which the daughter comes from

golden stage:

- ITS NOT ENEMIES TO LOVERS ISTG
- friends/acquaintances to some hatred to slowly lovers
- their communication is so good
- I love their couple banter
- fluff
- politics...a lot....there’s politics in this novel and it’s kinda heavy tbh so keep in mind

- tbh I don’t remember much other than yanfu, but this novel is worth reading because it’s a rlly solid read with a really amazingly written couple
- like, they get together rlly quickly with hardly any misunderstandings
- there was only 1 misunderstanding lol

- the politics it gets into is kind of heavy
- also there are tws for golden stage because there are some parts that are not fluffy... the only fluffy parts are with yanfu
- CW: swearing, violence, murder, animal death, fantasy drug usage, alluded-to sex

- arranged marriage!!!
-plot summary:

fu shen, marquis, breaks his legs in an incident while transporting a group of people. He gets taken care of by Yan Xiaohan. The emperor arranges a marriage for them

(if nobles marry, they don’t pass down their noble title and have to+

relinquish it, and the emperor is trying to weaken fu shen’s influence)

, and they fall in love...and get married lol

politics heavy, please keep that in mind, as well as the tws (this isnt stressed enough so I will stress it here)

SO TIRED BUT I JUST HAVE 3 MORE TO GO BASICALLY—

I hope this thread helps Idk its kinda a mess but I’m trying to be as accurate as possible but some of those novels rlly cant be summed up in a few tweets....I’m so sorry sha po lang you deserve a better promo person

guide on how to fail at online dating:

- FUNNY AND HAPPY NOVEL
- Jing Huan’s cousin gets cheated on in an RPG game, so in revenge he catfishes the dude who cheated on his cousin
- there are 5-ish chapters of angst but that comes along with misunderstandings
- I laughed a lot

- really light and easy to read, involves gaming so if u like games i highly recommend
- as someone who doesn’t rlly play games much, gfhod explained all the game mechanics rlly well and it made me entertained throughout
- the game itself is funny LMAO

- Jing Huan’s in game avatar is Xiao Tianjing, while Xiang Huaizhi’s in game character is Yearning For
- Yearning For is the strongest player in the game (NCH)
- Jing Huan’s antics as Xiao Tianjing make me laugh so much lmao I love him and his voice changing mic

- WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION JING HUAN CATFISHES WITH A VOICE CHANGING MIC LEMME REVISE MY SUMMARY

Jing Huan’s cousin gets cheated on in an RPG game, so in revenge Jing Huan buys a voice changing mic and catfishes the dude who cheated on his cousin

Guomen:

- THERES SO MUCH ABOUT THIS NOVEL I LOVE IT SO MUCH
- no they don’t have a son
- they have a parrot though, that’s what everyone’s referring to

might as well link this here https://twitter.com/cosofif/status/1329328630468669443

I’m getting lazier I’m just linking my old guomen promos https://twitter.com/cosofif/status/1317895589514891264

plot:

- Dou Xun (aloof and anti-social) transfers to Xu Xilin (social butterfly)’s high school, where they become deskmates (and hate each other at first sight)
- eventually they befriend each other and fall in love with each other, and they really do care for one another sm

- but with insecurities, responsibilities, and societal pressures piling up, it gets too much and eventually they have to break up to focus on their own lives
- they meet again years later and rekindle what was broken off years ago
- guomen deals with so many real life issues+

and insecurities...and all they want to do is love one another
- misunderstandings!!
- they’re just teens growing up...
- pls read tws, I listed in fleets video
- I cried a lot, this is a depressing novel as it deals with real life issues...as an Asian lgbt it hits....

Nan Chan:

- yes Cang Ji actually starts out as a fish
- this novel is so well written....it’s confusing because the novel themes are hard to grasp but I think once you understand it its amazing (based off of Buddhist principles if ur curious)

- Ninth Heaven Gate is a sect
- their past
- I’ll try to summ it too but this is the best summary I’ve seen so far so read this summary for more info lol

- As a brocade fish not yet named Cang Ji (lol), he wants to devour demons and such to advance his cultivation....eating Jing Lin would advance his cultivation so much
- Cang Ji’s main motivation at the start is to advance his cultivation, which is why he wants to eat Jing Lin+

but as Cang Ji progresses through the 8 sufferings, he learns to become more human and eventually unravels his past/previous life
- over 1000 years...1400 years if I remember correctly......
- plot summary:

Cang Ji, as a brocade fish, wants to advance his cultivation, which he does via eating...demons...and stuff...but he’s most hungry for Jing Lin, this immortal

Jing Lin killed his Supreme Father, (emperor of heaven) and as a result, everyone thinks he’s dead

Cang Ji cant devour Jing Lin in fish form tho, so he seeks to cultivate more until he can cultivate a human form to chomp Jing Lin

Then Jing Lin loses his copper bell and Cang Ji + Jing Lin go on an adventure where they rediscover themselves as they travel through 8 sufferings

I FORGOT TO MENTION FOR FGEP!!! PLEASE READ THE EXTRAS!!! THE STORY IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THE EXTRAS

the extras continue and give them a proper ending, the main story ends when they are no longer a “female general” and “eldest princess”, but the plot continues after that https://twitter.com/cosofif/status/1330435770671394816

a lot of the plot won’t get resolved if u just end without reading the extras so please! Read! The! Extras! I! Beg! Of! You!

it’s not like most other novels where u can just skip

I think..I am done.....phew.......That’s not all the novels I’ve read but those are the ones I can probably advocate for enough.....I’m gunna go scream now this took hours to do when I could’ve just read fake slackers instead