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shitty thread fic of how some ppl characterize wangxian:
lwj grunted as he lifted a weight three times his own onto his lumberjack shoulders “it is horrible being such manly man when my precious spouse is waiting at home” he said as his dick hung heavily between his legs
lwj grunted as he lifted a weight three times his own onto his lumberjack shoulders “it is horrible being such manly man when my precious spouse is waiting at home” he said as his dick hung heavily between his legs
lwj was a sexual monster, his libido never seeming to be satisfied. he constantly wanted to have sex because he was sexc but also wei yings bouncy bottom ass couldn’t survive a single day without lwj’s thick girth pistoning in and out
lwj squares his 180cm big broad shoulders and walked to the jingshi where he found his tiny husband spread out on the sheets with nothing but a red ribbon, whining
“omg lan zhan im sooooo scared without you i literally couldn’t even get out of bed this morning my big manly husband! you’re such a hottie but also i don’t really love u as much as u love me cause im quirky like that”
lwj paid no attention to wwx and put the silencing spell on him. “shut up. mn. sex.” he said in a caveman-esque tone as he ripped his clothes off to reveal his gigantic long schlong dong and thrust into his lover’s unprepared body suddenly
wwx cried out prettily, his humongous ass bouncing as lwj’s thick length speared his ass “omg my childhood trauma!” he cried out as he started sobbing while lwj didnt pay attention to him, his only focus on getting dat ass
“mn.” lwj grunted as he came and wwx didn’t seem to care, whining again as his tiny body spasmed against his giant husband who was five times his size “omg lan zhan let’s do it again you’re soooo hot”
i didn’t even include all the other gross stuff like the waifu shit and homophobia ppl write into this im so sorry this was all i could stomach 
