me after giving my best performance on a rainy day in the back seat of a car staring out the window

how that young lady was feeling after she said “tap out”

me after watching a scary movie talking about all that i would’ve done differently than the characters that got k*lled

there’s never a moment where i don’t scream at this

mama: “the school sent home report cards today, where is yours?”

me:

whitney houston on jlo:

whitney on every singer in the history of singers who try to cover her songs:

“i’m having pain...”

the doctor: “can you tell me when you’re feeling this? what onsets it?”

me:

rappers in the 90s and 2000s.

whitney on why she loves Jade Novah:

i’m sorry but EVEVTTHRURUEIEJWJDJWBD

whitney houston on Ciara’s “And I”

everyone: “Cardi, why do you stay with him?....”

Cardi: