why you should unfollow @skulduggzz [ 1/? ]
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look out look out there's something evil twitching in your kitchen oogly boogly silverware everywhere, they're terrible horrible spoons

look here look here they can carry soup or peas or disease spoonily spoonily lock your doors check your drawers they're terrible horrible spoons

look in a spoon, you look like a clown! its all fun and games but turn it around and now your face is upside down!!! its truly the devils work

they never slice or shop or spear or whisk or dice or pierce or smear, no, all they ever do i fear is spoon spoon spoon spoon they're terrible horrible spoons

they're big they're small they scoop they flick they're silver they're wood they're a bowl on a stick they hold solids and liquids there's nothing that stops it they're convex on one side concave in the opposite they're spoon spoon spoon spoons

spooooons spoons s p o o n s S P OO N S

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