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I’m feeling chaotic so I’m gonna make a thread of things that look delicious but you can’t eat because you’ll die.
Ahem:
Ahem:
First one’s obvious.
Lava.
It looks like it would be delicious, fruity, and creamy.
But it can melt bone.
Lava.
It looks like it would be delicious, fruity, and creamy.
But it can melt bone.
Second up is that fluid in glow sticks.
I imagine they’d taste like pixie sticks or smarties.
I imagine they’d taste like pixie sticks or smarties.
Thirdly:
Minecraft meat.
I always get super-hungry when I play Minecraft and, having to wait for it in the furnace makes it worse.
Can’t kill you, but also you can’t eat it.
So it hurts you emotionally.
Minecraft meat.
I always get super-hungry when I play Minecraft and, having to wait for it in the furnace makes it worse.
Can’t kill you, but also you can’t eat it.
So it hurts you emotionally.
Fourth:
Guy Fieri’s delicious man-ass.
No, I will not explain further.
Guy Fieri’s delicious man-ass.
No, I will not explain further.
Fifth:
Concrete
It looks rich, smooth, and chocolate-flavored with a hint of coffee.
Eating it will kill you.
Concrete
It looks rich, smooth, and chocolate-flavored with a hint of coffee.
Eating it will kill you.
Sixth
The ACNH Switch.
I’m not 100% sure you can’t eat it, but I saw it’s going for 1k on eBay so financially you shouldn’t.
The ACNH Switch.
I’m not 100% sure you can’t eat it, but I saw it’s going for 1k on eBay so financially you shouldn’t.
Seventh
Bees.
They just look like yummy little snacks.
Bees.
They just look like yummy little snacks.
Eighth
Ok, I have to ACTIVELY remind myself when I’m painting that IF I EAT THE OIL PAINT, I WILL DIE
I - a full grown adult woman - have to verbally, out-loud, say “Tay, no, you can’t.”
ESPECIALLY
On a palette knife!
Because it looks like spreadable cheese then!
Ok, I have to ACTIVELY remind myself when I’m painting that IF I EAT THE OIL PAINT, I WILL DIE
I - a full grown adult woman - have to verbally, out-loud, say “Tay, no, you can’t.”
ESPECIALLY
On a palette knife!
Because it looks like spreadable cheese then!