I cannot believe I need to say this but no we cannot find you the first edition of the bible it doesn't matter how much money you offer I beg you please stop asking and think about it for a moment
YOU: money is no object

ME: no I think you misunderstand the nature of the problem here
have mercy
we have lots of other books

austen is tantamount to divinity we usually have some of that knocking about
UPDATE: there is no more austen it has been bought

I have no regrets aside from the fact we now have to find more stock which is a pain in the proverbial
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