Makoto Naegi:
you really got to stop taking everyone’s problems on your own shoulders it’s not healthy also you should stop forgiving people all the time you’re allowed to be angry when someone hurts you

Aoi Asahina:
you have to stop putting everything into one person it’s okay to rely on your friends but remember that you are yourself too and you have to take care of yourself just as much as you take care of your friends

Byakuya Togami:
I shouldn’t even have to say it
superiority complex and deep-seeded family issues

Celestia Lundenberg:
It’s not a bad thing to have relationships and to reveal your true self to others people will love you for you and if they don’t then they’re not the right people to hang out with anyway

Chihiro Fujisaki:
you are trans.

// Hifumi Yamada
Hifumi Yamada:
The real world exists also go outside please for the love of God go outside go out

Junko Enoshima: you should probably stop kinning my friend anyway for them
you have some type of neurodivergentness somewhere in that head of yours also you probably hate yourself but you overcompensate for that by acting like you are the best also you’re really horny always

Kiyotaka Ishimaru:
you hate yourself so so much you have to try to be the best all the time because of how much you hate yourself and it’s probably thanks to your family also you are really really really gay

Kyoko Kirigiri
I know that you got daddy issues
also you should stop repressing your negative emotions it’s not bad to feel upset sometimes

Leon Kuwata
what’s it feel like to be the baddest bitch in every room? also you probably are very insecure and just want a relationship

Mondo Owada
you are super gay like really really gay also you hate yourself and probably look up to anyone older than you

Mukuro Ikusaba:
so someone in your life took advantage of you and you literally don’t know how to feel because you loved them so much and it’s so hard to get over also you’re probably non-binary

Sakura Ogami:
you have depression

Sayaka Maizono:
you don’t like danganronpa anymore because you’re too busy achieving what you wanted to do in life which is probably becoming famous on Instagram good for you good for you

Toko Fukawa: yikes I’m sorry he took advantage of you girl anyway I hope your relationship with your girlfriend is going well

genocide jack/syo/jill:
you are transgender and have violent intrusive thoughts

Yasuhiro Hagakura:
You are either the worst person to ever exist or the sweetest always and there is no middle ground also you are the big brother friend

Usami:
baby… Please go to therapy

Hajime Hinata:
overworking yourself doesn’t actually help get some water and take a nap

Akane Owari:
you need to chill like please let’s take some deep breath

Imposter:
You have a personality disorder

Chiaki Nanami:
you are transgender and also need to sleep at night

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: you are transgender and have so many insecurities

Gundham Tanaka:
Furry.

Hiyoko Saionji
Trans also probably like women

Ibuki Mioda
okay XXsc3n3qw33nXX on tumblr

Kazuichi Souda:
horny and sad

Mahiru Koizumi:
seriously we get it you like women

Mikan Tsumiki: you are either on anitwt or you’re on gore Instagram either way you’re traumatized

Nagito Komaeda: there’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been said before

Nekomaru Nidai
you are no longer special for liking him I’m really sorry to break it to you

Peko Pekoyama:
I don’t think you exist but if you do hi

Sonia Nevermind:
you ship her with Chiaki also you like horror and Japan so you said “kin”

// Teruteru
Teruteru Hanamura
you are either fucking disgusting or just like your mama

Shirokuma
only two of you exist and you probably hate The resistance

Kurokuma
ADHD

Komaru Naegi
you like women

Jataro Kemuri:
abandonment issues

Kotoko Utsugi
geez dude I’m sorry... you’re a lot stronger than people think you are

Masaru Daimon
daddy issues kick his ass baby

Monaca Towa
you’re actually really cool in the fandom is really stupid also i’m sorry that your family manipulated you in the first person you thought you could trust took advantage of that

Nagisa Shingetsu:
go the fuck to sleep

// Haiji Towa
Haiji Towa
you’re fucking sick in the head and I fucking hate you you’re not funny go fuck off

Hiroko Hagakure
to be honest you probably just want to fuck her and that’s valid

Izuru Kamakura
personality disorder but spicier

Servent
you are either incredibly horny or so angry at the world or both and you know what that’s fine

Taichi Fujisaki:
you’re too precious for this world

Yuta Asahina
you are depressed and your favorite way to cope is exercise

Kaede Akamatsu:
damn I’m sorry you feel responsible for everyones issues

Monodam:
you probably really suck sorry not sorry

Monofunny
I fuck with you you’re cool

Monokid
I hate to say it but penis jokes aren’t that funny

Monosuke
capitalist

Monotaro
Hero complex

Angie Yonaga
i’m in love with you also you like art!

Gonta Gokuhara
stay several feet away from me at all times

Himiko Yumeno
you need to go to fuck to sleep also you should stop internalizing your depression you should get help for that

Kiibo:
you really think you’re funny

Kaito Momota
you’re very pretty you have a hero complex and you’re gay

Kirumi Tojo:
you had to grow up way too fast

Kokichi Ouma:
I literally can’t say anything that hasn’t been said before besides the fact that there’s a lot more to you when you show to people even the ones who you trust

Korekiyo Shinguji
i’m really sorry they took advantage of how trusting you were

Maki Harukawa:
stop internalizing your emotions you bitch

Miu Iruma
The dick jokes don’t make up for the fact that you are severely depressed

Rantaro Amami:
mental illness

Ryoma Hoshi
short and sad

Shuichi Saihara
your sense of humor does not make up for the fact that you hate yourself

Tenko Chabashira
you’re gay

Tsumugi Shirogane
you hide behind so many façades that you don’t have an identity anymore

Chisa Yukizome
you can’t blame yourself for everything

Daisaku Bandai
you don’t exist and if you do you’re very scary

Great Gozu
you don’t exist and if you do you’re very cool

Jozu Sakakura
I don’t like you

Kazuo Tengan
stop slouching

Koichi Kizakura
you don’t exist and if you do I’m madly in love with you

Kyosuke Munakata
out of my sight before I kick your ass

Miaya Gekkoghara
you’re pretty cool

Ruruka Ando
you’re either the worst person on earth or the sweetest person to ever exist

Ryota Mitari
go to sleep

Seiko Kimura
go to sleep

Sonosuke Izayoi
cuck

Jin Kirigiri
sleep

Chuck (Mondos Dog)
um..woof

Daiya Owada
sorry fam

Kenshiro
you must be really cool

Makoto and Komaru Naegi's Parents
okay then

Kyoko Kirigiri's Mother
why?

Robo Justice
uhhh ight

Santa Shikiba
alrighty then

Anyone from Maizonos idol group
you’re very cool!!

Toranosuke Ishimaru
you fucking suck

Ultimate Physicist
that’s really obscure but!! pog!

Nanokuma
you’re very cool!!!

Ryoko Otontashi
you’re not real and if you are I’m in love with you

Yasuke Matsuda
damn dude you kind of suck

Isshiki Madarai
but for real though?

any of the tragedy victims
you have chronic depression

any member of the Sterling community
Who is a quirky boy who kins the obscure characters who is so so cool because they read the manga you are oh yes you are you’re so cool!!!

Yūto Kamishiro
I don’t believe you

Fuhito Kirigiri
I don’t believe you!!!

Yui Samidare
lesbian

Hajiki Yaki
bites you

Licorne
you probably make reading the manga your entire personality

Sachi Mizuiyama
see above

Salvador Fukuro Yadorigi
no you do not

Tadashi Asakura
i’ve probably already put this character somewhere in here but if I didn’t you’re not real I’ve never met one and I don’t think I ever well and if you are real I don’t know get psychiatric help

Suisei Nanamura
you probably like cops

Shinobu Togami
you’re not funny

anyone from D.I.C.E.
i’m in love with you

Kaito Momota's Grandparents
you are incredibly homophobic

Korekiyo Shinguji's Older Sister
God you must think you’re so funny you must think you’re a comedian you must think you’re so so so funny but you’re not you’re not funny

Professor Idabashi
you are incredibly cool

Makoto
you have a personality disorder

Spare Monokumas/Motherkuma
is there a particular reason why??

Shuichi Saihara's Friends
because I too am a random boy in the hallway

Maki's friend
you just really like maki

// Teruteru mention
Teruteru Hanamura's Mother
do you?

// Teruteru mention
Teruteru's Younger Siblings
get that bread get that head then leave peace out! Ay, club Godzilla I ain’t tricking I’m just dickin’ bitches down head down popin’ popin’ popin’ pussy to the ground she a freak-

Daisuke
rip

Izuru Kamukura (Founder)
you don’t

Sato
lesbian

Natsumi Kuzuryu
because you just want to be feminine

Monobeasts
youre feral

Nagito Komaeda's Dog
rip

Grizner
because you want to be commanded by gundham

Gundhams hamsters
me 2

Gundham Tanaka's Pomeranian

how could you resist they look like such a good boy

Random dog from the anime
Because a small dog can grow into a big dog