Introduction.
Kabiru: Big Daddy, this is the girl I want to marry
Big Daddy: EHN?! TALK LOUD!
Kabiru: (Moves closer) I SAY THIS IS OUR WIFE!
Big Daddy: Oh! Okay Okay. Welcome mai dia.
Me: (Kneels) Good Afternoon Big Daddy!
Kabiru: Big Daddy, this is the girl I want to marry
Big Daddy: EHN?! TALK LOUD!
Kabiru: (Moves closer) I SAY THIS IS OUR WIFE!
Big Daddy: Oh! Okay Okay. Welcome mai dia.
Me: (Kneels) Good Afternoon Big Daddy!
Big Daddy: Make tea for yourself and feel at home.
Me: (Smiles shyly) *Hums and shovels milo into my cup* *Packs milk inside* *Sings Davido and cuts bread* *Tastes the tea and nods*
Big Daddy:
Me: (Smiles shyly) *Hums and shovels milo into my cup* *Packs milk inside* *Sings Davido and cuts bread* *Tastes the tea and nods*
Big Daddy:
Big Daddy: Are you doing nursing mother? Why are you packing milk like that?
Me: Hehehe Ah! Big Daddy! No o but they just discharge me from the hospital.
Big Daddy: For what?
Me: (tears bread with my teeth) Kpan fell on my head at the bakery.
Me: Hehehe Ah! Big Daddy! No o but they just discharge me from the hospital.
Big Daddy: For what?
Me: (tears bread with my teeth) Kpan fell on my head at the bakery.
Big Daddy: Ehn?
Me: *Swallows bread* I SAY KPAN FELL ON...
Kabiru: *Sighs* Hauwa, he heard that one.
Kabiru: So Big Daddy, how is the hunting going?
Me: *Using style to shift the Ovaltine*
Big Daddy: We thank God. I will go again this night. You should go inside and rest.
Me: *Swallows bread* I SAY KPAN FELL ON...
Kabiru: *Sighs* Hauwa, he heard that one.
Kabiru: So Big Daddy, how is the hunting going?
Me: *Using style to shift the Ovaltine*
Big Daddy: We thank God. I will go again this night. You should go inside and rest.
Kabiru: Hauwa, wake up!
Goat: Meehhhh
Me: Why are you standing there with a goat?
Goat: Meehhhhh
Kabiru: Look, If Big Daddy should kill this goat while hunting, he will be happy and dash us money when we are going home tomorrow.
So, we need to drop it inside the bush for him.
Goat: Meehhhh
Me: Why are you standing there with a goat?
Goat: Meehhhhh
Kabiru: Look, If Big Daddy should kill this goat while hunting, he will be happy and dash us money when we are going home tomorrow.
So, we need to drop it inside the bush for him.
IN THE BUSH
Kabiru: Hauwa, hold this goat.
*Goat runs away*
Kabiru: Run after it now! It must not escape o!
Me: I should be chasing goat at 2AM
Big Daddy: WHO IS THERE? Talo wa nibe? *cocks gun*
Me:
Kabiru: Hauwa, hold this goat.
*Goat runs away*
Kabiru: Run after it now! It must not escape o!
Me: I should be chasing goat at 2AM
Big Daddy: WHO IS THERE? Talo wa nibe? *cocks gun*
Me:
Big Daddy: AGUNTAN!
Me: Aguntan bawo?
Big Daddy: KPOW KPOW
Me: BIG DADDY! I SAY IS YOUR INLAW THAT IS HERE!
Kabiru: He cannot hear you. Ear is paining him.
Me: IF EAR IS PAINING HIM WHY IS HE A HUNTER!
Kabiru: Weave the gun! Weave it!
Big Daddy: Rakunmi! *KPOW KPOW KPOW*
Me: Aguntan bawo?
Big Daddy: KPOW KPOW
Me: BIG DADDY! I SAY IS YOUR INLAW THAT IS HERE!
Kabiru: He cannot hear you. Ear is paining him.
Me: IF EAR IS PAINING HIM WHY IS HE A HUNTER!
Kabiru: Weave the gun! Weave it!
Big Daddy: Rakunmi! *KPOW KPOW KPOW*
Me: *Dodging bullet* IS IT BECAUSE I PACK YOUR MILK?
Big Daddy: KPOW KPOW
Me: BIG DADDY! IS HAUWA! KABIRU& #39;S WIFE!
Big Daddy: Ewure! *KPOW KPOW KPOW*
Me: Laaaa kuli jaleti. Mo daran.
Big Daddy: KPOW KPOW
Me: BIG DADDY! IS HAUWA! KABIRU& #39;S WIFE!
Big Daddy: Ewure! *KPOW KPOW KPOW*
Me: Laaaa kuli jaleti. Mo daran.
Big Daddy: I will still go and shoot another goat tomorrow
Me: *Gently returns the Dano* *Opens Gmail*
Dear Joro,
Is it bad to drink milk in your in-laws& #39; place...
Me: *Gently returns the Dano* *Opens Gmail*
Dear Joro,
Is it bad to drink milk in your in-laws& #39; place...