it's so confusing, Joe Biden wants me to give money to his transition but his page is both very vague on the specifics and doesn't allow to stipulate any scheme for means-testing! how I am supposed to know my funds will go the deserving, and not encourage reliance on handouts?
like literally this is it, this is all I'm being given. reader, please remember this with me every time in the coming four years some asshole says "just give people money" is too unspecific, lacks nuance, and has no value as a rhetorical appeal. just shameless bullshit
here, I'll put this in terms they'll understand now: where are the concrete deliverables, the milestones and benchmarks for measuring progress? how do we know recipients are adding value - or even stakeholders at all? c'mon man, you gotta grow up, this isn't how the world works!
"đź‘Ź give đź‘Ź my đź‘Ź campaign đź‘Ź and đź‘Ź incoming đź‘Ź cabinet đź‘Ź money đź‘Ź" may play well for Fake Leftists posting online and in Williamsburg lattechino oxygen bars, but if you're serious about doing REAL politics and not just childish Virtue Signaling you need to understand that
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