My sister said we should start getting paid for planning parties because https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’”" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
Someone arrived and asked if they can help with anything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ‘€" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> another lady said to them ā€œthese ladies have everything under controlā€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’”" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
Colleagues, pls, if you did not assist in any way with organising the event, if you didn’t lift a finger and you didn’t help out the people with any of the labour, pls, don’t come throw shade at the work other people have done. It’s even your family that we are working forhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜•" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
These people want to put flower in the bride’s hair. I haven’t kicked people out of my house in a while, but I still remember how to do it
If she wears a ring like this, don’t invite her to your bridal shower, she’s jealous and she hates you and she’s going to force you to play a stupid jealous people ā€œgameā€ and force you to take drinks while threatening to hit you with a spoon
OMG the rape culture https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜•" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
ā€œI’ve been married for 20 yearsā€ hunnies are so toxic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
My soon to be sister in law’s sister just told her sister that even if her husband is wrong, she must say sorry and that her husband will be her first child. Mbela this is why I’m over 27 and unmarried shashi
She just told us to watch The War Room, is anyone telling my brother to watch The War Room? In fact, let me call that nigga now and tell him
Wow, marriage sounds terrible, I don’t want it anymore
ā€œI’ve been married for 20 yearsā€ huns sounding like
We’re supposed to be drinking and getting out of order, instead we’re getting lectures. I wish I was drinking with my mom and aunts instead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜•" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
My whole entire being right now
My other sister in law is touched we didn’t have an advice portion for her shower. We ate food, and got lit and she had a good time. The guests tonight started leaving because nobody wanted to listen to how you must say nothing and scream into a pillow if your husband cheats.
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