UK Political figures as FM players. A thread:

Margaret Thatcher
No emotional connection with the players. Sells players as soon as she can make a profit. Although has taken her club from the conference to the PL.

Clement Attlee
Always talks about his one wonderkid that he nurtured to become a Ballon D’Or winner. Club legend.

Winston Churchill
Does badly in the domestic leagues but at the international stage has won several tournaments including a World Cup for England.

Enoch Powells
Only plays with Burnley. Route One + 4-4-2 tactic. No foreign players save.

Boris Johnson
Gets too emotionally attached to certain players, even when they are performing badly. Always sends the assistant to press conferences. Actually listens to his assistant’s advice.

Jeremy Corbyn
Great with wonderkids. Hated by the 33 year old club hero, who never plays. Always spends more money than he has.

Tony Blair
Only has one save for the entire game. Very successful although there’s suspicions of save scumming

Theresa May
Sacked by Christmas. Has never qualified for the CL.

Priti Patel
Criticises her player’s recent form whenever she can. Sets her players a tough training regime and 2 week wage fines

Keir Starmer
Boring. Plays with PSG and steals tactics off the internet.

Please add more in the comments!!!