My wife is the head of the family, she works in a bank

So, I woke her up around midnight to have an important talk with her
She rubbed her eyes and inquired what time it was
Of course, I didn't answer that, I tapped her harder

...
So, she finally sat up on the bed, I told her, honey, there is something I have been wanting to tell you,
She, said I should just say it that she really wants to go back to sleep
So, I told her honey, i bought a bone straight wig, 2 bags and a make up kit on credit
She said, okay, that we will talk about it later

I said, later might be too far , that I purchased it 3weeks ago, and that I promised to pay next tomorrow,
So, she asked me how much they were, I said 478k and that I got them that cheap because the vendor is my friend
and my wife got mad
Saying it was more than her 3 months salary
I told her, "calm down honey, you can get a loan you know"
She said, darling, we just completed our car loan last month and you want us to get a loan for just hair and shoes?
The "just hair and shoes" really pissed me off, why would you even say that,
do you know how many men that their wives buy these things for without them asking?
Oh, so, you don't want me to look good, so that you can marry another man?
I know the number of women that came for my hand in marriage,
But I choose you, my friends were telling me things about you, but I ignored them..

Then she held my hand and said okay honey, we would get the loan, and I could tell that she wasn't really happy when she said it
Then I smiled and told her that, I love her, that all these things are so that I would look good for her
That all my friends had more, that this was even the least they had, but that I am content with what I have
Then, then I kissed her and we cuddled to sleep..
Women should understand that we as men, the least we can do, is to look good for our wives.

I pray that God will help women understand the need to sacrifice for their men
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