Oh? You think you have more money than your babe? Or babes generally?
Why do you think they're always laughing scornfully at those "gold digger" tweets.
Omo no go believe oh. They're not our mates at all. These women will WASH you. Know this, know peace.
Notice all of them trying to dispute this? Remember how Nigerian Army was tweeting fake news? Army dey learn work where these women dey oh. No think am.
Just because she's letting you buy stuff for her, no go believe sey she no hold oh. She go clear your doubt.
Oh you thought she was broke cos she said that your PS5 is really pricey? LMAO.
Don't do mistake and find out the cost of her bags and shoes bro. Your liver go cut.
Your babe no be your mate. Her bar no be your mate. Accept it and live free.
Anyway sha, recession don officially dey. So brethren jazz up! No go try dey use bar wey no dey try impress pesin wey hold pass you. It will end in tears.
My work here is done.
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