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I& #39;m rewatching Hannibal. This thread is dedicated to all the times Will and Hannibal should have just boned. For posterity 
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(I& #39;d apologize for potentially spamming but I& #39;m not sorry)
(I& #39;d apologize for potentially spamming but I& #39;m not sorry)
S1E1 - love at first sight. Hannibal should have politely asked Jack to leave and then done what (who) needed doing, right there and then.
S1E1 - you KNOW I& #39;m talking about the hotel breakfast scene. Why did Will bother to put pants on when they simply could have taken his boxers off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
S1E2 - uh huh, yeah sure, Hannibal totally rubber stamped Will so their "conversation" could proceed unobstructed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> I see right through you, fancy cannibal man
"It& #39;s whatever you need it to be" just suck his dick, jeeze
"It& #39;s whatever you need it to be" just suck his dick, jeeze
S1E2 - uh, okay, I& #39;m just going to call it right now: literally whenever they are in Hannibal’s office together. Office sex, blanket statement.
I will 100% be reiterating this, later
I will 100% be reiterating this, later
S1E2 - If you think Hannibal is anything other than mega turned on when Will admits he liked killing Hobbs, then you& #39;re wrong https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
(I know I JUST said office sex, but it& #39;s not my fault it& #39;s such a horny place)
(I know I JUST said office sex, but it& #39;s not my fault it& #39;s such a horny place)
S1E3 - Will picking apart the murder of Cassie Boyle and stroking Hannibal’s ego. Hannibal’s proud smile. Pressumably they talk when the lecture is over,,, maybe Will could try his hand at stroking something else https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Uff, I am Thinking Thoughts
Uff, I am Thinking Thoughts
S1E3 - "it& #39;s not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living"
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(No, I& #39;m not projecting, there& #39;s no way Hannibal isn& #39;t just as wild for feral Will as I am)
(No, I& #39;m not projecting, there& #39;s no way Hannibal isn& #39;t just as wild for feral Will as I am)
S1E4 - kicking it right off, they& #39;re in the office again, and Will is manspreading like the slut he is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> that& #39;s all I& #39;m gonna say about that
S1E5 - "never apologize for coming for -- oh shit, uh,,, I mean to, coming to -- um, never apologize for coming TO me"
S1E5 - Hannibal is supposed to be intelligent, how can he not see that the reasonable solution to Will& #39;s sleep walking problems is simply sharing a bed
//cw A/B/O
S1E5 - "Did you just smell me?" "Difficult to avoid."
Like, the sexual tension is obvious as is, but let& #39;s kick things up a notch, for shits and giggles. OMEGA WILL. He’s on suppressants, and has no idea that Hannibal can scent him anyway and is going NUTS
S1E5 - "Did you just smell me?" "Difficult to avoid."
Like, the sexual tension is obvious as is, but let& #39;s kick things up a notch, for shits and giggles. OMEGA WILL. He’s on suppressants, and has no idea that Hannibal can scent him anyway and is going NUTS
S1E6 - the scene where Will imagines the murder of the nurse is definitely the one where he has the most Top Energy in the entire show, and I& #39;m just saying it& #39;s a shame that Hannibal isn& #39;t there for Will to take it out on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
S1E6 - "I see the ripper but I don& #39;t FEEL the ripper."
You could. Very easilyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
You could. Very easily
S1E7 - stop licking your God damned lips, Hannibal, we all already know about your oral fixation, you& #39;re not even being subtle
S1E7 - they& #39;re in the lecture hall again, but this time they& #39;re https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">all alonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
(Dare I say it? Classroom sex > office sex)
But seriously, you drove all the way to Quantico, its 9PM, you didn& #39;t even know Will was going to be there, AND you& #39;re not even getting laidhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
(Dare I say it? Classroom sex > office sex)
But seriously, you drove all the way to Quantico, its 9PM, you didn& #39;t even know Will was going to be there, AND you& #39;re not even getting laid
S1E7 - THE AMBULANCE SCENE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
Ugh, so many things to say and not enough characters. Sparknotes version:
Will def wants those hands inside him
Will should have stayed for dinner
He should have stayed the night
HE& #39;S GOT A DATE WITH THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER
Ugh, so many things to say and not enough characters. Sparknotes version:
Will def wants those hands inside him
Will should have stayed for dinner
He should have stayed the night
HE& #39;S GOT A DATE WITH THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER
S1E8 - THE "I KISSED ALANA BLOOM SCENE" I AM FERAL FOR THIS AAAA
If you want Hannibal to kiss you Will, you should just ask!
And Hannibal, if you& #39;re jealous, you should just kiss Will NOT send him after a serial killer, you dumb cannibal!
Emotional intelligence of teaspoons I stg
If you want Hannibal to kiss you Will, you should just ask!
And Hannibal, if you& #39;re jealous, you should just kiss Will NOT send him after a serial killer, you dumb cannibal!
Emotional intelligence of teaspoons I stg
S1E8 - why yes, I DO feel personally attacked by the fact that Will and Hannibal do not have "thank god we& #39;re both alive" sex at the end of this episode
"I appreciate the company" ?!??!?
YOU& #39;REhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> IN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> LOVE
JUSThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> BANG https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> ALREADY
"I appreciate the company" ?!??!?
YOU& #39;RE
JUST
S1E9 - when you black out and wake up in your psychiatrist& #39;s waiting room, perhaps your subconscious is trying to tell you something https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
(It& #39;s not that he& #39;s the Chesapeake ripper. It& #39;s that you should bang)
(It& #39;s not that he& #39;s the Chesapeake ripper. It& #39;s that you should bang)
S1E9 - "we are her fathers now"
The only thing that would make this a stronger "oh, they& #39;re GAY" moment is if they (say it with me) had sex
The only thing that would make this a stronger "oh, they& #39;re GAY" moment is if they (say it with me) had sex
S1E10 - ladder scene LADDER SCENE
L A D D E R S C E N E
There& #39;s no heterosexual explanation for this
L A D D E R S C E N E
There& #39;s no heterosexual explanation for this
S1E10 - "perfectly normal clock" celebration sex?? Lmao, no, I& #39;m just joking.
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Unless,,,
S1E11 - they should have had sex when Will brought Gideon to Hannibal. Like, Will would be super uncomfortable about Gideon watching, but Hannibal would insist no one was there.
I considered not saying this, but lmao nah, who was I kidding
I considered not saying this, but lmao nah, who was I kidding
S1E12 - chicken soup is a great way to recover from illness, but have you heard of https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">magical healing dickhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
S1E13 - the tension at the beginning of this episode it really high, what with Will thinking he& #39;s killed Abigail and all, so maybe it& #39;s not the best time for them to have sex, really, but I& #39;d still read the fanfic
S1E13 - the moral of this thread is that there were better ways for Hannibal to wind Will up if he wanted to watch him go
